Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right....
It's bad enough that I lost a game of Candyland to a 3-year old a few days ago.
It's worse that today she made me play a game of Candyland with her stuffed Batman toy.
But how bad it is that I lost to the stuffed Batman toy?
Does that make me a comic book supervillain? Because I battled Batman at Candyland? I lost, but the Joker loses to Batman a lot, right? A comic book villain-that would be a little cool, wouldn't it?
Or is all hope for me lost with gumdrops and peppermint sticks?
It's worse that today she made me play a game of Candyland with her stuffed Batman toy.
But how bad it is that I lost to the stuffed Batman toy?
Does that make me a comic book supervillain? Because I battled Batman at Candyland? I lost, but the Joker loses to Batman a lot, right? A comic book villain-that would be a little cool, wouldn't it?
Or is all hope for me lost with gumdrops and peppermint sticks?
1 Comments:
At 10:36 AM, Kevin Smith said…
Losing to a stuffed Batman doll in the game of Candyland...so, you're supervillain name would be what? Lieutenant Lame?
Dude...it's Candyland. It's an inanimate object. Oy.
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