I need a new hobby

I killed 5 flies today-working on a sixth. He's being a real bastard-circling my and then bopping me on the head and flying off. I swear I hear him go "tee-hee" everytime he does.

I've decided my Indian name would be "Battles with Flies."

I assure you I am as sick of writing about them as you are of reading about them. I need a new hobby. Like this person.