More Escapades in Bug World

I know you are probably sick of this.

But I went downstairs to get some lunch and, being ever vigilant of black spots on the walls, noticed this HUGE (ok, maybe nickel-sized) mean-looking black spider on the ceiling. I decided to stick my Lean Cuisine in the microwave and get my WMDs-a broom and an empty laundry detergent bottle. The plan? I called it "Operation: Sweep and Smoosh." But he was gone. Must have been a Stealth Spider.

So now whenever I go downstairs, I cautiously scan the ceilings, walls, and floors to make sure he isn't lurking, ready for me to pass by so he can jump out and attack.

Stupid ninja spider.