Michael

I have known Michael for over ten years now.

We have been married for over five years now.

But I realize now that I don't know as much about him as I thought.

Over the past two weeks, he has gleefully made me watch Jackass 1 & 2.

Oh! So much vomiting...

But the kicker came during a scene where they were skateboarding on a ramp and people were throwing bags laden with weights at the skateboarders.

Michael said it looked like "fun."

...?

What happened to the guy I married?