Tildaisms

1) Tilda likes feet. A lot.
2) Tilda does not have a Daddy. She has a "Dadu". Why? We don't know.
3) Rory is the coolest thing in the world.
4) Shoes are a close second.
5) Eyeglasses are "mama eyes" and "dadu eyes," respectively.
6) 'Nanas are the best food.
7) So is everything else for that matter.
8) Play-Doh is more interesting for the container it is in than the ability to actually play with it.
9) Tilda wiggles quite joyfully and equally to the sounds of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" and "Baby Got Back."
10) "The Alphabet Song" is MUCH easier to sing if you replace all of the letters with just one. It goes like this:

"KKKKKKK
KKKKKKK
KKKKKKK
KKKKKKK
KKKKKKK
KKKKKKK"

Of course, maybe it is "Ode to the KKK" and not "The Alphabet Song."