Goddamn, dirty ape!

Saw this on Yahoo-it caught my eye since my back has been hurting off and on for two weeks now. I can just imagine going to the doctor armed with this information-

Dr: "So why does your back hurt?"
Me: "Yahoo! says it's because my ancestors were apes who felt the need to tote their young around."
Dr: "No Vicodin for you!"
Me: "Aw, no fair!"

It's 95 degrees today-naturally, I am making soup for lunch.