Things I Learned This Week
1) One cannot whip half & half into whipped cream.
2) Rock salt does not taste good.
3) Ice sucks.
4) 5 inches of ice really, really sucks.
5) A rake makes a nice ice pick.
6) Using a rake as an ice pick causes chunks of ice and rock salt to fly in the air, which in turn will fly down your pants. This is not a pleasant feeling.
7) I can lob basketball-sized chunks of ice pretty far. Must have been from throwing shot in high school.
8) Tennis shoes are not very good for walking on ice.
9) 14 degree weather is pretty cold.
10) I should move somewhere warmer. Or at least, stop asking Michael to move to Maine.
2) Rock salt does not taste good.
3) Ice sucks.
4) 5 inches of ice really, really sucks.
5) A rake makes a nice ice pick.
6) Using a rake as an ice pick causes chunks of ice and rock salt to fly in the air, which in turn will fly down your pants. This is not a pleasant feeling.
7) I can lob basketball-sized chunks of ice pretty far. Must have been from throwing shot in high school.
8) Tennis shoes are not very good for walking on ice.
9) 14 degree weather is pretty cold.
10) I should move somewhere warmer. Or at least, stop asking Michael to move to Maine.
posted by waltzingmathilda @ 12:18 PM
1 Comments:
At 8:22 AM,
Anonymous said…
One more lesson learned, mommy and daddy are not so dumb after all, we are the only ones living somewhere warmer!:)
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