Take Notes, People

I would like two of these for birthday/Christmas/or "sorrythatyouhadamomentofstupidityandaccompaniedthreesmallchildren
andagrumpysistertothemallonaSaturdayforsixhourslookingforabusinesssuit
thatyouneitherreallywanttowearnorpaythemoneyfor"-day.

And yes, I am still suit-less.

And yes, I try to buy a suit at least once a year and it always ends up with the same outcome.

But maybe this time I will end up with a set of totally awesome martini glasses.